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Unicorn Tears Gin
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Unicorn Tears Gin

£8.99
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This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall. You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.

 

British

You must be over 18 to purchase this. You may not purchase this for anyone under 18.

5cl miniature

Delivery Options

Collect From Shop FREE

Local (Perth) Friday Delivery £3.99

Minimum order value: £20.00

This service is only available within the boundaries of Perth City. It does not currently include Scone, Bridge of Earn or any outlying villages.
We deliver every Friday, please order before 4pm on Thursday.

UK Next Day Courier £6.99

We use a variety of Next Day services to cover most parts of the UK. If you live in a remote area please contact us to discuss shipping.

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